This may seem, to the untrained blog-lurker, like a routine upgrade. Switching a Golden Retriever for an octo-rig can make sense. A higher volume of e-correspondence requires more horsepower. It was a business decision.
Or was it?
Nola did a little "investigative journalism," (some might say theft) and discovered that the CRB's contact octo-rig is not quite what it seems.
Observe:
What is Nola towing with that rope?
It's the CRB Octo-rig!?
WTF? Why is is that small?
The Octo-rig is a fake! Nola was outsourced by a children's bathtub toy. What's the matter, did Cheez-It's become too expensive? You should be ashamed of yourselves, CRB. She was a hard-working dog, dutifully responding to all those, er, Internet promotions. Now she will have to sell her laptop. Even a recently laid off postal worker would shudder at the type of retribution she could muster.
2 comments:
hahaha! that is awesome man! Sorry nola, the economy being what it is, we had to make changes...don't worry, we are keeping your employment information on file!
I may be the editor* but creaky rowboat is the money** behind this operation and so when he says Nolas position had to be outsourced, there was not much I could do.
*cant spell my own name
**supplys the shiner bock
Post a Comment