Recently, you accused a certain Golden Retriever
of plagiarism. A week or two has passed since that masochistic accusation. In that week or two, rage incubated. Nola read your 1000th post. Now the dog is out for blood. And she has some help
Jack Bauer is a pansy compared to the napalm steamroller now in Nola's employ: Nola hired a Jack more terrifying (to those he opposes)than even Jack the Ripper. That Jack is none other than Jack McCoy.
Jack (as Nola's duly appointed fiduciary) is coming for you, CRB. He's suing you for libel. Get ready for a mountain of paperwork
Here is a glimpse of your future
CRB, Jack (as Nola's duly appointed fiduciary) has a question for you:
CRBers
in case you might be wondering just how Nola has the means to retain Jack McCoy's services, she put up two trophies up as collateral.
When will you learn, CRB, to let, as the proverb cautions, sleeping dogs lie?
5 comments:
While I have the deepest respect for one of the finest (fake) jurists of our time, Mr. Jack McCoy (Remember how I'm looking for a "What Would Jack McCoy Do?" bumper sticker?), I can't help but feel slighted by this post. After all, in case you didn't notice during those 3 years of hell, summer of prosecuting, 3 months of bar exam preparation, and 5 years of daily work, Nola's "momma" (for lack of a better term) is, in fact, a lawyer. And while you claim that I'm not worthy of carrying Jack McCoy's briefs, I can guarantee I would be cheaper.
The first cut is, indeed, the deepest.
Remember, this is a fake lawsuit. so I need a fake lawyer.
oh HELL YEAH!!! BRING IT!!!
consider it brought
re-brought
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