That picture means nothing! Ski season is just peaking.
DAMN! I AM GONNA FIND WHOMEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS CHANGE OF SEASONS AND KICK THEIR ASS(ES)! I WANT TO PUNCH SOMEONE OR SOMETHING AND MAKE THEM BLEED!
Well, maybe if I sacrifice my slalom bindings to the waterski gods I can ski until Thanksgiving.
So sad...
Ok, I understand. I need to commit myself to a productive offseason. I guess I have to come up with some other blog topics for a few months as well.
By the way, the Kubler-Ross model of grieving is, obviously, just a load of psychobabble. I don't go through any of those stages.
for the season, I wanted to get two tricks on camera: A backflip reverse sequence and a toe wake O. A month or so ago, I got the first one (or two, for all you specificityphiles out there).
It's October 25th, one day until the boat gets winterized and stored. Ross, David, Mitch and I have a short time window to ski, so that means I get one short trick set and my 2011 season is over. So here goes...
Got it. Hopefully I can fit that trick into my toe pass in 2012.
Not only is The League piss-your-pants funny, the crass, biting interplay between characters is quite possibly the most realistic depiction of long-term male friendships anywhere on TV.
Oh Yeah, and there's Taco,
For the last three years, this show has eased the pain of the advance of winter and the gradual end of ski season.
smiled down upon the land of maize. And lo, they rained down upon them 80 degree temperatures while the leaves turned. And they accepted the waterski gods' sublime gift, and they practiced for their great pilgrimage.
In the weekend before biggest tournament ever, the Iowa Hawkeyesused a divide and conquer practice strategy. Half of their team drove up to Minnesota (yes, the weather in Minnesota was nice enough to intentionally drive there to waterski in October) and half stuck around in Iowa to practice at eagle lake in Evansdale. I wasn't in Minnesota, so I don't have any video. From what I heard, they got a lot of good slalom coaching. Being that they were skiing at the site of a bunch of slalom specialists, my young padawan was the designated trick coach.
The Evansdale group practiced a little of everything. Some highlights:
Rumor has it he has been neglecting his skiing for... and this is nearly unforgivable...class. He has forgotten the Midwest collegiate skier's mantra: Don't open your books until you see frost.
He just recently learned how to make a single wake cut. Hopefully he will not learn (the hard way) that he needs to upgrade from that piece-of-shit he strapped on to his cranium to a full face helmet. Still, nice jumping for a show skier. Oh yeah, and for God's sake, get some damn gloves.
On her first day out, Sterling went from "Who are you?" to one of the top Hawkeye women skiers. That being said, KEEP YOUR ARMS STRAIGHT!.
I heard that there was some tricking there too, but I head to leave for my pre-overnight-shift nap. So readers, yeah both of you, just imagine some video clips.
A headwind (much more so than a mind) being "a terrible thing to waste," your fearless blogger could not help but lube up and strap on the long ones,
and strattle the fulcrum between "nice jump" and OH SHIIIIIII......... where am I?
My split loyalties a moot point this year, I hope the Hawkeyes ski their asses off down in my homeland.
rock bands from this past decade aren't fit to be roadies for the Seattle's best grunge bands, I will go off topic and celebrate the 20 year anniversary of one kick-ass album. That album being Badmotorfinger from Soundgarden.
Rusty Cage.
Outshined
If you listen to this album in the car and can hear (1) yourself think and (2) the engine, the volume is waaaaaaaay too low.
1. Developing a stable reverse backwrap position. Though his shoulders are low, and his left hand is high, he can execute scorable surface back to backs.
2. Purchasing/finding his own trick rope and rash guard. Though the rope is old, and the rash guard has a smattering of peculiar stains on the chest, he can trick without borrowing any of my shit.
at 33.6 mph, I feel like I am just starting to get my timing back at 35.4 mph again. I feel dialed in to the jump course at 35.4 again and can, confidently, do a 35.4 mph double wake cut.. Unfortuately, I can't ski in any more tournaments this year.
A solid jump, despite losing about 10 feet because I released my left hand before the apex.
I have a degree form Auburn University AND the University of Iowa. More importantly, I skied for Auburn ('94-'98, War Damn wet eagle!). I currently ski with the University of Iowa waterski team, as I live in the Iowa City area. Over the last few years, I have become somewhat of an unofficial coach for the Iowa ski team. As is the case with any college ski team, there are members with all levels of passion and dedication to the sport. Well, with a combination of some talented newbies, and a core of passionate skiers already in place, the Iowa Waterski team earned the wildcard, grabbing the final division 2 spot in the 2011 NCWSA Nationals. It was "only" division 2, and the very last spot, but nonetheless, the wildcard was an achievement to be celebrated. So they celebrated:
Credit to Brian for the foresight to record this emotional explosion
Given the circumstances, one could make an agrument that the Iowa team reacted with a modicum of restraint. To put the wildcard selection in perspective, Iowa had not even qualified for Midwest Collegiate Regionals since 2003, and has NEVER received an invite to NCWSA Nationals, division 1 or 2*. Whatever their placement may turn out to be, they can be proud of what they have accomplished. It is not easy to get to Nationals. Skiing primarily on a practice site currently without a slalom course, much less a ramp, ups the difficulty immensely.
That brings me to the mixed emotions part: As excited and proud as I was of Iowa 's wildcard Nationals invite, I was disappointed that Auburn, my undergraduate and ski team alma mater, placed 5th in the wildcard standings. Since either 2002 (or 2003, I am not exactly sure), Auburn has practiced at Faith Lake in Shorter, AL, a private 3-event tournament site only 30 minutes from campus. In water skiing, quality of practice site has a huge impact on a team's ability to develop and recruit skiers.** That being the case, Iowa, without any buoys or ramps to call their own, took the last Nationals spot.
The guys and girls who lube 'em up and strap 'em on for Auburn right now should learn from this. Auburn has the resources to get to Nationals. I am confident that I speak for every Auburn Waterski Team Alum when I say that I want to see them get back to Nationals. WAR EAGLE and, next week especially, GO HAWKS!
*Unless you count Purdue or Iowa State offering some Iowa skiers a chance to tag along on a Nationals road trip to defray the twin burdens of gas and beer expenses.
Maddy: UI team president and matriarch. She also happens to be the baddest chick in the Great Plains conference.
David: Dedicated protegee of yours truly. He Starts as soon as the ice melts, and skis until it comes back. He has had top 5 finishes in tricks this season (I attribute this to coaching)
Mitch:
(no video available)
His slalom scores (and boat towing) make up for his clumsiness on a pair of tricks (he's getting better). Each week, he leads Iowa's men's slalom team, and hopes that he does not have to jump.
Stephanie: "Who is the new girl that just came out?" "I don't know." "Damn, she can really ski. Usually when we get newbies we're lucky if they can do a deep water start... on jumpers."
that toeside flip. Otherwise, this was a decent sequence.
Despite the preturn, I could have ridden that one out had I let go of the outside hand on the landing.
Sunday, September 25, 2011
First, I bring her to the lake. The next step is to get her to ride in the boat while skiers are being pulled.
Done.
Despite the squniting, and a life Jacket that will fit much better next summer, she was all smiles. Ok, maybe that was not exactly a smile. but I am going to claim victory because there was no crying involved.
from this clip, it should be unintentionally profound comment from the Greek guy.
He mentions that "it is a real family event." Mr. Patounis is exactly right. One of the best parts about competitive waterskiing (its inherent adrenaline-junkie satisfying nature notwithstanding) is that an ENTIRE family (the family dog notwithstanding) can get out and compete. Competitions, from local tournaments all the way to the National championships, are organized around that very principle. Everyone from kids under 5 years old to Great-grandparents can lube 'em up, strap 'em on, and try to rip it.
This aspect of competitive waterskiing runs counter (thankfully) to the prevailing sports culture. There seems to be an idea in our society that from birth through high school, competing in organized sports is second only to school in a kids' life, but after that, it is vain, selfish, and childish to go out and compete in anything not work-related, especially if one has children of his/her own.
Personally, I think that is a load of crap.
Why aren't there more outlets for oragnaized competition for every member of a family? Perhaps if that were the case, this country would boast a lower percentage of type 2 couch potatoes.
missed you so.
Admittedly, the longing for faster speeds is harder to see from that jump.
Thanks to AWSA's recent (no-brainer) raising of some jump speeds , I am jumping at 35mph again. The M3 official ramp height will stay at 5'. To tell the truth, I would be happy either way on the ramp height, as I have always been more of a speed jumper than a big lift jumper.
Now I just need more jumps that look like this one,
only farther.
1. That recovery would send Sir Isaac Newton back to the drawing board.
2. Ski tournament announcing gigs are neither the time nor the place for porn voice-over work.
Ahhhhhhh, remember the good old days when it was almost practical put a ramp on a public lake? Maybe there was another commercial in which the group of skiers used their Stanley tools to repair the frame after it was damaged from jet skis trying to jump the ramp.
and Andy Williams are, in the immortal werds of Lloyd Christmas, "full of shit." Tournament season is the most wonderful time of the year.
Although, sometimes, it can be less wonderful than it should be
Despite the hand pass debacle, Maddy placed a solid 5th Overall in her division.
One of the best parts about going to a tournament is the ability to pack lightly.
We had no need to bring portable buildings, large appliances, or any similarly sized items that might add unnecessary bulk to the drive up.
So roomy...
