terminology from the urban dictionary  .
Waterskiing 
The act of being so thoroughly drunk that you piss yourself at the bar with your legs apart, while holding onto the handrail along the side. 
Aussie 1: "Jeez mate, you look rough. Hard night?" 
Aussie 2: "Too bloody right. I got so steamed last night I went waterskiing at the bar!" 
Aussie 1: "Strewth! I bet that was a relief..."
Alternate Title:  Bad ideas for a fourth event.
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