Monday, November 15, 2010

An obscure bit of...

terminology from the urban dictionary .

Waterskiing
The act of being so thoroughly drunk that you piss yourself at the bar with your legs apart, while holding onto the handrail along the side.

Aussie 1: "Jeez mate, you look rough. Hard night?"
Aussie 2: "Too bloody right. I got so steamed last night I went waterskiing at the bar!"
Aussie 1: "Strewth! I bet that was a relief..."


Alternate Title: Bad ideas for a fourth event.

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